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Create Your Own Stephen King Novel!

DISCLAIMER

(Stephen King discussing fulfilling outstanding contracts)
"Then that's it. I'm done. Done writing books," he told the Times' Kim Murphy.
Why? he was asked.
"You get to a point where you get to the edges of a room,
and you can go back and go where you've been and basically recycle stuff," he said.
(How many of us are wondering why he didn't say this 15 years ago??? Raise your hands...yup, I thought so.)
quoted from a cnn.com article, jan 29 2002


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Use this easy, multiple choice format to create your very own Steven King bestseller! Just as satisfying as reading his latest doorstopper, but you'll only need a fraction of the time to create, and enjoy, this book.

And no need to wait 6 months for him to write another 700-900 page novel...as soon as you're ready for another one, you can come back and do it again!

Let's get started...pick one from each section.

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