My one comforting thought is that I didn't actually PAY for this movie, since I used a free ticket I got for my birthday.*

If you really MUST read my long rant about this awful flick, you're welcome to, but it contains spoilers (if it's possible to spoil a dog like this...)

*Prompting my friend Virago, who gave me the free ticket, and who suffered through this thing with me, to realize that I had seen it for free and she had paid TWICE. Better you than me, I said.